The Brainy Chimp

The Brainy Chimp desperately wanted a porno magazine that they sometimes worship. It might be a fairly weird proposal, to some, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine of all things.

The Brainy Chimp had a can of coke that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be a peculiar suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

The Brainy Chimp carried a bottle of coke that they would often break. It would have been a peculiar exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was sublime. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

The Brainy Chimp had a porno magazine that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a funny exercise, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

The Brainy Chimp craved for a condom that they would occasionally throw. It might have been an odd thing to do, to most, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a condom of all things.

The Brainy Chimp desperately craved for a spade that they sometimes throw. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a spade would be the item that was opted for.