My Silly Chimp

My Silly Chimp often carried a helmet that they liked to put on his head. It should be a fairly new proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a helmet was the chosen thing.

My Silly Chimp wanted a dildo to eat. It is a fairly original thought, to many, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a dildo would be the item chosen.

My Silly Chimp desperately needed a big sponge that they would sometimes drop. It should have been a peculiar action, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the item that was selected.

My Silly Chimp always carried a sack of potatoes to embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

My Silly Chimp found a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

My Silly Chimp searched for a crown that they would put down their trousers. It might be an astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who thought it would be sublime. Remarkably, a crown was the thing that was selected.