The Eccentric Chimp

The Eccentric Chimp desperately looked for a crown that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful thought, to some, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was simply life. Strangely, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

The Eccentric Chimp had a little monkey that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be an odd exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey being the item selected.

The Eccentric Chimp desperately wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally throw. It is a fairly bizarre proposal, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Chimp always carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally play with. It was considered to be a weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Chimp always kept a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally break. It should be a fairly bizarre action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was simply life. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

The Eccentric Chimp looked for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a curious undertaking, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was entertaining. A sack of potatoes being the item selected.