The Anxious Chimp

The Anxious Chimp always carried a computer that they would sometimes sleep with. It was a different suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. A computer is the item to choose.

The Anxious Chimp desired a ball to hug. It should be a curious suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a ball would be the chosen thing.

The Anxious Chimp carried a bag of poop that they sometimes play with. It is a bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

The Anxious Chimp carried a cheese grater that they sometimes break. It should have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

The Anxious Chimp looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be an odd approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. A bag of poop was the chosen item.

The Anxious Chimp always carried a bottle of coke to smash. This might appear to be a new proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.