pic1000: puke and re-do

they provided a picture of a grey-silver old fashioned car for the prompt, and i dont want to be offfensive or rude. however i also must stay honest, and honestly it drives me nuts! i hate it, i like to break down barriers that let surreal sludge and absurdist slime leak and drip, until everywhere you look is a beautifully strange and bright distaster...
The #pic1000 prompt was simply too contemporary, too basic and mundnane, maybe im not so skilled with words...
and because i prefer the visual arts, i would like to add the way the prompt has made me feel witha visual pic of my own as well... which i will attatch below:

The edit is inspired by the analogy wherein the frog is slowly boiled....but in my edit, and in my story- which is from the perspective of the chef consists of a slight twist....in my story, i ask- imagine the reaction when the frog turns to the chef and calmy, sternly informs him i know you're boiling me".....

i feel like the frog! look at my name, look what i do to landscapes and anything ordinary! now i hope you can understand i do not want to offend to be rude but i need to push the boundaries of the everyday, boring contemporary until they absurd is too much