My Green Cat

My Green Cat desperately needed a wig that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a wig being the thing selected.

My Green Cat had a pen that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a peculiar thought, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

My Green Cat owned a condom that they would occasionally drop. It was considered to be an original operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

My Green Cat always carried a set of lego that they would try to balance on their head. It might have been an exciting approach to life, to me, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.

My Green Cat desperately needed a lava lamp that they liked to eat. It is a fairly unusual action, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

My Green Cat wanted a sword that they would hug. One might find this to be a funny thought, to many, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the chosen thing.