The Dodgy Cat

The Dodgy Cat always had with them a pint of cider that they would sleep with. This seems to be an odd action, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Cat desperately needed a CD player that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Cat owned a block of cheese that they would share. This seems to be an astonishing activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Cat owned a bottle of coke that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly weird exercise, to some, but not to the Cat, who thinks it would be epic. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

The Dodgy Cat searched for a lava lamp that they would play with. This might appear to be an original operation, to many, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

The Dodgy Cat had a sack of potatoes that they would often share. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who felt it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.