The Lucky Builder

The Lucky Builder often carried a pint of beer that they would insert somewhere. It should be a peculiar thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Builder, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Lucky Builder searched for a set square that they liked to smash. This seems to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Builder, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a set square is the thing to opt for.

The Lucky Builder always had with them a condom that they would try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a curious thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Builder, who considered it would be sublime. Honestly, a condom being the thing selected.

The Lucky Builder had a sack of potatoes that they liked to sleep with. It might be a fairly odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Builder, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

The Lucky Builder wanted a pencil sharpener that they would often annihilate It might be a fairly surprising operation, to most, but not to the Builder, who thought it would be spectacular. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

The Lucky Builder desperately craved for a helmet that they would eat. This seems a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who had decided that this idea was fun. Honestly, a helmet of all things.