My Ugly Bird

My Ugly Bird desperately wanted a cucumber that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

My Ugly Bird needed a chocolate bar to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was awesome. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

My Ugly Bird desperately searched for a vibrator that they would sleep with. It might be an unusual thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. A vibrator was the item that was chosen.

My Ugly Bird desperately searched for a radiator that they would sometimes embrace. This could be considered a weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the item to select.

My Ugly Bird owned a teapot that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be a fairly new exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

My Ugly Bird always carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should have been an original thought, to some, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.