A Retarded Bird

A Retarded Bird had a sponge that they would worship. It would have been a weird proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a sponge was the item that was selected.

A Retarded Bird owned a stapler that they would sometimes eat. It would be a curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a stapler would be the item chosen.

A Retarded Bird had a CD player that they sometimes annihilate This could be considered a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the item that was chosen.

A Retarded Bird desperately craved for a bat that they would often break. One might consider this to be a curious thing to do, to many, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Strangely, a bat is the item to choose.

A Retarded Bird carried a hat to experiment on. It might be an extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a hat was the chosen item.

A Retarded Bird desired a vibrator that they would often rub on his belly. It should be a different suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a vibrator being the item opted for.