My Green Baboon

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My Green Baboon craved for a bat that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a bat is the item that was chosen.

My Green Baboon desperately looked for a custard pie that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered an exciting activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

My Green Baboon had a stretchman to put on his head. It should have been an astonishing exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it would be magnificent. A stretchman was the thing that was selected.

My Green Baboon needed a bat that they would often put up their bum. This seems to be a peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to opt for.

My Green Baboon desperately wanted a computer that they sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly exciting idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a computer would be the item chosen.

My Green Baboon desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would often play with. It should have been an unusual exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the item selected.