Confused Baboon

Confused Baboon often carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a funny exercise, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

Confused Baboon desperately looked for a bat that they would sleep with. This seems to be a new suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the thing to select.

Confused Baboon craved for a pen that they would eat. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pen was the chosen thing.

Confused Baboon craved for a condom that they would smash. It is considered to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

Confused Baboon owned a teapot to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a teapot is the item to opt for.

Confused Baboon looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been an original thing to do, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.