A Scary Antelope

A Scary Antelope had a computer that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is an odd thought, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a computer was the item that was selected.

A Scary Antelope desired a vibrator to sleep with. It would be an unusual suggestion, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was stunning. A vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

A Scary Antelope craved for a crown that they would occasionally experiment on. This could be considered an unusual thought, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

A Scary Antelope craved for a bat to drop. It is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to most, but not to the Antelope, who considered it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a bat is the thing to choose.

A Scary Antelope often carried a custard pie that they would try to balance on their head. It was a fairly original thought, to most, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

A Scary Antelope craved for a pint of cider that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.