The Ugly Alien

The Ugly Alien craved for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a strange approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Ugly Alien looked for a pint of beer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Alien carried a pint of beer that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be an odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who had decided it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Alien desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would worship. One might say this is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my children, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

The Ugly Alien found a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally throw. This might appear to be a fairly weird thought, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Alien craved for a mug that they would eat. One might find this to be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea is miraculous. A mug was the item that was opted for.